Dogs Have Flash Backs Too

Since most of you are long time readers of this blog, you know that seahorse and I are military vets. Many times people forget that we have help while we pick out VC (vietcongs) or technicals (maj’s). Anyhow, here is our feline friend having a flash back. we can only hope that his post traumatic [...]

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How to Make People Feel Sorry For You

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Three years ago i wrote a provocative piece about the art of obtaining sympathy through the use of a wheelchair. Since that time i have received numerous responses, some of which have banned me from volunteering at the special Olympics. Others have informed me that i have been condemned by churches of varying faiths…and some [...]

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The 5 Best Fight Scenes Ever

As part of any action movie, there comes a time when the protagonist has to take care of business and dish out some punishment to those who want to hurt or even kill him. Over the years we have seen some great fight scenes, Bruce Lee in enter the dragon, Chuck Norris kicking ass all [...]

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People That Wear Sports Jerseys Suck

I was filling up the tank on my station wagon (btw, they predate SUV’s in case you didn’t know that and IMO, a far more efficient and aero dynamic vehicle). Anyway, so there I was minding my own business when I look at the pump next to me and I see this fat guy on [...]

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What It Feels Like to Make $30,000 a Year

Up to now, I’ve never disclosed how much money I make. First, because my mother told me it isn’t nice to do so. But more importantly, because I don’t want to make people feel bad about making so much less than I do. In the past, I’ve hinted at the ways I make money, so [...]

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5 Things You Can Do To Keep Up Appearances

In these tough economic times, many people have lost their jobs, lost their savings, and along with it any sense of meaning to themselves and others. There are little things we can do though to keep up appearances as if nothing at all has happened. Follow these five rules and you might not have to [...]

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How To Be A Bank Customer

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We’ve all been to a bank right? Unless of course you have been hiding under a rock or are an illegal alien. But minus people that fall under one of those categories, each one of us has been to a bank to either deposit money, cash checks, withdraw money etc…Many times, there are very long [...]

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The Kwik Stop Resort

Considering the economic turmoil that is engulfing our country, I thought I would take some time out from my secret underground martial arts to the death tournaments. I want to offer a cost effective way of planning a travel trip or vacation without having to go too far. A little gem I have hidden in [...]

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The ClassMates.com Bunch Now

So where exactly did the bunch from classmates.com end up? Are the rumors that those two actually hooked up and had 6 kids true? No sorry. The truth has been disguised through fancy advertising, the reality of the situation is much less controversial. The couple made famous by having their mugs paraded around in millions [...]

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The Idiot’s Guide to Being a Police Officer-Lesson #1

So you wanna become a police officer huh? Well, strap on a gun, get the billy club ready and read on, because you’ll be taking down perps (perpetrators) in no time. The first rule about being a cop is; ‘Don’t even trust your own shadow’ Police work is dangerous business and being a softy just [...]

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MC Electric Chair Stake Out

MC Electric chair is a dangerous individual who has been on a stabbing spree for months. Birdman a hardened cop by years of watching horrors with his own eyes has set his site on catching this perp.

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kevin trudeu and Donald Barret- Match Made in Heaven

Okay so I thought Donald Barret was kevin trudeu’s right hand man and stick in the mud. But I was wrong it seems that Don Barret already has a rap sheet that’s well worth mentioning. Here is a copy of the press release from the federal trade commission against him. Apparently he was selling “Supreme [...]

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Ben Afleck to Play Magnum PI

Please God, don’t let it be true. Don’t allow this has been washed up arrogant piece of crap to ruin another icon of TV. Here is the word from TMZ … I really hope it isn’t true.

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The Idiots Guide to Starting Your Own Religion

If you have ever wondered how so many religions get started and thought-”hmm, I’d like to start my own religion.” Well here is your guide. The first thing to consider is whether you are going to be running an offshoot of Christianity. If for example, you are going to claim to be the Messiah, Jesus [...]

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Drew Barrymore Falling in Love Again

In her upcoming movie, Drew Barrymore falls in love again. Dear God, how many times is she going to play the same stupid role. It was bad enough when she had 50 consecutive dates with Billy Madison or whatever that guys name was in that movie. She clearly has intimacy issues and should seek help. [...]

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It may not seem like a funny video to others, but it is to us

Right In His Shoulder – For more funny movies, click here That old man got nailed! Dude, your standing in the middle of a javelin field , what are you looking at?

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