As the sun glistens off his Axe greased hair, Chad adjusts his white framed sunglasses on his nose. The crowd of people at the party reflecting off his shades, he smiles. Corona in hand he makes his way across the… Continue Reading
One thing I’m thankful for this year, besides watching the balding Matt Lauer and his lady friend sidekick host the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade, are the addition to the floats. You see, each year we are supposed to be amazed… Continue Reading
Yes, instead of sitting like normal human beings and having a conversation face to face, as in sitting opposite each other there are couples that sit next to each other. Let me go through the list of things I and… Continue Reading
The war is over before it even started. Thank God for Champ Nutella.
Recently I was with my wife in a local outdoor mall-type place in South Florida that shall not be named-ok, you got me it was Cocowalk. Anyway, we’re sitting down casually enjoying ourselves as we mock and criticize people that… Continue Reading
Over the years, I have had a hard time coming to grips with my childhood, my personality,and my problems. Sometimes late at night when nobody is looking I shed a silent tear. I’m sad because I do not know who… Continue Reading
Three years ago i wrote a provocative piece about the art of obtaining sympathy through the use of a wheelchair. Since that time i have received numerous responses, some of which have banned me from volunteering at the special Olympics.… Continue Reading
As part of any action movie, there comes a time when the protagonist has to take care of business and dish out some punishment to those who want to hurt or even kill him. Over the years we have seen… Continue Reading
I was filling up the tank on my station wagon (btw, they predate SUV’s in case you didn’t know that and IMO, a far more efficient and aero dynamic vehicle). Anyway, so there I was minding my own business when… Continue Reading
Up to now, I’ve never disclosed how much money I make. First, because my mother told me it isn’t nice to do so. But more importantly, because I don’t want to make people feel bad about making so much less… Continue Reading