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Why Going to Kwik Stop is Better Than a Vacation.

March 22, 2019 3 Comments
Cheap vacation

(Updated in 2019, Original is from 2008. But I assume there is a recession right on the horizon.)Considering the economic turmoil that is engulfing our country, I thought I would take some time out from my secret underground martial arts… Continue Reading →

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Tangerine 3 – A part three to a trilogy that is actually good

July 12, 2018 Leave a Comment
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Hi dear readers. For all of you that have been refreshing the website non-stop since last week, your wait is finally over. I present to you, Tangerine 3. The final chapter in a trilogy that has spanned decades. Enjoy!

Hollywood

Instantly Know if Someone is a Douchebag When They Do This

July 19, 2017 3 Comments

As the sun glistens off his Axe greased hair, Chad adjusts his white framed sunglasses on his nose. The crowd of people at the party reflecting off his shades, he smiles. Corona in hand he makes his way across the… Continue Reading →

Society

The Newest Addition to The Thanksgiving Day Parade

November 23, 2013 Leave a Comment

One thing I’m thankful for this year, besides watching the balding Matt Lauer and his lady friend sidekick host the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade, are the addition to the floats. You see, each year we are supposed to be amazed… Continue Reading →

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Are You a Same Sider?

May 4, 2013 3 Comments

Yes, instead of sitting like normal human beings and having a conversation face to face, as in sitting opposite each other there are couples that sit next to each other. Let me go through the list of things I and… Continue Reading →

Society

What Kim Jong Un Sees When He Looks Through His Binoculars

April 9, 2013 Leave a Comment

The war is over before it even started. Thank God for Champ Nutella.

World

Why Do People Wear Snakes?

November 13, 2011 4 Comments

Recently I was with my wife in a local outdoor mall-type place in South Florida that shall not be named-ok, you got me it was Cocowalk. Anyway, we’re sitting down casually enjoying ourselves as we mock and criticize people that… Continue Reading →

Society

Who is Birdman’s Real Father

August 21, 2011 Leave a Comment

Over the years, I have had a hard time coming to grips with my childhood, my personality,and my problems. Sometimes late at night when nobody is looking I shed a silent tear. I’m sad because I do not know who… Continue Reading →

Stuff

How to Make People Feel Sorry For You

July 31, 2010 10 Comments

Three years ago i wrote a provocative piece about the art of obtaining sympathy through the use of a wheelchair. Since that time i have received numerous responses, some of which have banned me from volunteering at the special Olympics.… Continue Reading →

Advice

The 5 Best Fight Scenes Ever

July 5, 2010 Leave a Comment

As part of any action movie, there comes a time when the protagonist has to take care of business and dish out some punishment to those who want to hurt or even kill him. Over the years we have seen… Continue Reading →

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