The Departed Movie Review

by Birdman on 2/27/2007

So what’s his face finally got an Oscar, Martin Scorsece right. I probably misspelled his name but so what. I must say, his movie the departed was pretty good. Not great but pretty good. That one undercover chick was kind of cute…oh wait that was Dicrapio.

Undoubtedly the best moment of the film occurred when Martin Sheen got tossed off the building and his body exploded and blood shot out and sprayed DiCaprio in the face. I rewound that scene about 14 times. I couldn’t get enough of Martin Sheen plunging to his death.

In this film we were graced by the greatest actor of all time (According to FAG-Film Actors Guild), Alec Baldwin. He was his usual crappy self absorbed self and in my opinion should have been thrown off the roof with Martin Sheen.

So there’s Al Gore last night taking his award for something, and next to him is DiCaprio. Leonardo says something to the effect of “I’ve gone green”. Okay? Is that like saying I’ve gone black? Cause everyone knows what that means (wink wink).

All in all, it was sad to see Scorcese up there taking his award, he appeared to be a man that had been waiting all his life for it. The poor sap. Those Hollywood types have nothing to look forward to except some little space man sculpture.

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