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The picture above is us on an undercover sting. We like to blend into the crowd so as to not arouse suspicion. We are jacks of all costumes and masters at secrecy.

Birdman: My life is one long B movie, with no end in site. With me, what you see isn’t really what you get. You will probably be disappointed with what you get.

  • On the outside I look white, but I’m not.
  • I dress preppy but I’m not.
  • I own an mp3 player , but it’s not an ipod.

I stand at a towering 5’8.

Seahorse: I have known Birdman ever since we were on the force together. We were let go because our methods were found to be too aggressive. Prior to being a cop I did some “merc work” in Panama training guerillas martial art techniques south of Bocas del Toro. Now I am a Dojo Master at FIGHT BACK! Elite Martial Arts Dojo. Because I am waste deep in debt I fight in underground martial arts tournaments and use my good looks to land acting jobs. I’ve also started my own acting agency. I’m already representing 5 young actors, two of which have already had audtions to be extras in an infomercial. For you ladies who are wondering…. I am a Leo. I’m going on my 4th marriage, but only my second divorce (it’s complicated).Yes, I am available. I’m a chain smoker and my favorite foods are processed meats.

A quote from me: “A normal person would look at a pile of shit and say ‘Hey, that’s a pile of shit’. Not me…I look at a pile of shit and say ‘Hey, I betcha I can find some corn in that shit'”.

Here’s my Myspace Profile: http://www.myspace.com/see_horse

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