How I Make $1000 an Hour While Drinking Beer All Day

I was at the end of my rope, literally. I was standing on a chair with a noose around my neck ready to jump and end it all. I then decided to check my email one more time and low and behold there in my inbox was the answer to my prayers!

Like most everyone else I went to college, worked hard, got married, had a couple of kids, and even managed to have a honey on the side, things were good. I pursued the American dream and I was within arms reach of getting it. One day the company I worked for got sent to Mexico and I was out of a job and broke. I played by the rules, this wasn’t supposed to happen. I considered moving to Mexico with the company, but decided against it as I am allergic to jalapenos, bad water, and dirty people.

What was I to do now? I had a little savings put away but that only held us over for a couple of months. I was sitting at my kitchen table and thought long and hard about my life and what it had come to, as I took a sip of my Chteau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 1996, I realized I had to do something. That night in a feeble attempt to become rich I went to the casino and blew the last of our savings at the craps table.

Needless to say that didn’t work out for me. I was getting hounded by friends and family for money I owed them, they had some nerve, asking me for money they knew I could never pay back.

Within a couple of weeks of me losing my job, unemployment ran out, I caught my wife in bed with our neighbor-Big Willy Jenkins (yeap he’s black) and the kids were taken for ransom by our creditors.

What else could I do? I applied in a few places, but they all told me, sorry you’re just too qualified to work here. I pleaded but nothing seemed to work.

I decided to end it all, I was going to kill myself, and nobody was going to stop me.

That is until I saw this particular report in my inbox, I couldn’t believe it and I was skeptical. Who is going to believe you can make $1000 dollars an hour with little or no effort?

Well I’m here to tell you it’s true! Don’t believe me, just listen to what these testimonials have to say (remember testimonials can’t lie or be made up, so take everything they say as gospel)

Mary in Sequatchie, TN writes: I was broke too, until I found this great system that helped helped me make $500 in the first couple of hours. I can now afford to make my trailer a double wide.

Jimbo in Harker Heigts, TX writes: After my 4th DUI I had my license revoked so I couldn’t drive to work anymore. I found this system that let’s me use the interweb to make $1000 an hour. I can now afford a dee-lux stainless steel Barbecue.

Become financially independent now! Purchase this system for just a one time fee of $132. Why the odd amount? Well there is a complicated algorithm behind that we’ll explain once you purchase our system.

For a limited time we have 200 free downloads, we are so confident you are going to make so much money that you’ll probably send us a bag of cash in a few weeks as a token of your appreciation.

Here are a few quotes to inspire you to go and make some money:

“I’m rich, BITCH!”

Dave Chapelle

“Cash rules everything around me- cream -get the money, dolla dolla bill ya’ll”

Wu-tang Clan

“If I had a nickel for every time I found a quarter, I then would have 30 cents”


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