I was at the end of my rope, literally. I was standing on a chair with a noose around my neck ready to jump and end it all. I then decided to check my email one more time and low and behold there in my inbox was the answer to my prayers!
Like most everyone else I went to college, worked hard, got married, had a couple of kids, and even managed to have a honey on the side, things were good. I pursued the American dream and I was within arms reach of getting it. One day the company I worked for got sent to Mexico and I was out of a job and broke. I played by the rules, this wasn’t supposed to happen. I considered moving to Mexico with the company, but decided against it as I am allergic to jalapenos, bad water, and dirty people.
What was I to do now? I had a little savings put away but that only held us over for a couple of months. I was sitting at my kitchen table and thought long and hard about my life and what it had come to, as I took a sip of my Chteau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 1996, I realized I had to do something. That night in a feeble attempt to become rich I went to the casino and blew the last of our savings at the craps table.
Needless to say that didnâ€™t work out for me. I was getting hounded by friends and family for money I owed them, they had some nerve, asking me for money they knew I could never pay back.
Within a couple of weeks of me losing my job, unemployment ran out, I caught my wife in bed with our neighbor-Big Willy Jenkins (yeap heâ€™s black) and the kids were taken for ransom by our creditors.
What else could I do? I applied in a few places, but they all told me, sorry youâ€™re just too qualified to work here. I pleaded but nothing seemed to work.
I decided to end it all, I was going to kill myself, and nobody was going to stop me.
That is until I saw this particular report in my inbox, I couldnâ€™t believe it and I was skeptical. Who is going to believe you can make $1000 dollars an hour with little or no effort?
Well Iâ€™m here to tell you itâ€™s true! Donâ€™t believe me, just listen to what these testimonials have to say (remember testimonials canâ€™t lie or be made up, so take everything they say as gospel)
Mary in Sequatchie, TN writes: I was broke too, until I found this great system that helped helped me make $500 in the first couple of hours. I can now afford to make my trailer a double wide.
Jimbo in Harker Heigts, TX writes: After my 4th DUI I had my license revoked so I couldnâ€™t drive to work anymore. I found this system that letâ€™s me use the interweb to make $1000 an hour. I can now afford a dee-lux stainless steel Barbecue.
Become financially independent now! Purchase this system for just a one time fee of $132. Why the odd amount? Well there is a complicated algorithm behind that weâ€™ll explain once you purchase our system.
For a limited time we have 200 free downloads, we are so confident you are going to make so much money that youâ€™ll probably send us a bag of cash in a few weeks as a token of your appreciation.
Here are a few quotes to inspire you to go and make some money:
“I’m rich, BITCH!”
“Cash rules everything around me- cream -get the money, dolla dolla bill ya’ll”
“If I had a nickel for every time I found a quarter, I then would have 30 cents”